(note: the reddish brown ones are named Sarah. they are red, friendly, smart and are my favorites so i named them Sarah. yes, all of them. i think there are 5 Sarahs.)
ernest and his friends like to eat cat food.
ernest and i like to play a game called "who talked last". sometimes there's not a lot to do on a farm except play with turkeys.
*ernest's name: (rated pg-13) poor ernest is a genetically modified turkey. apparently they are bred for their breast meat so they are heavier on top. this makes them top heavy however and they can't perform well, or at all, with the ladies. yes, ernest has been rendered sterile, but he sure tries to be the ladie's man, despite his considerable age.




